Hypocrisy.

Need I educate you on the definition of the title?

I rather not. Not feeling sanctimonious either.

In fact, yours truly is admitting to being the one of a few things I hate; hypocrite.

As a matter of fact, yours truly is feeling rather vicious at the moment.

Hypocrite.
Sinner.
Liar.
Sloth.
Fat.
Delusional.
Slut.
Pathetic.
Sick.
Maniac.
Immature.
Whiner.
Ass.
Womaniser.
Narcissistic.
Dirt.
Retard.
Son of a bitch.
Whore.
Bastard.

Get the gist? Piss off now.

Maybe your Christmas was happy and merry.

Maybe yours truly will feel a little hospitable by New Year.

Have a nice day.