2 weeks notice.

SELF DECLARATION OF HOLIDAY

After surreptitiously skipping school 2 days due to the end of mid-year examinations, I, Maryann Quek, hereby declare that effective from today, 29 May 2009, I shall be pursuing non-academic and some-think-it-waste-of-time activities. Due to the 2 weeks holiday that we [SCHOOL students] have, I shall be engaged in activities that will bring some relaxation to my brains and relieve me of stress.

To my people who shall have need to contact me, do so with caution. Any academically orientated problems shall be met with dire consequences such as screaming fits, ending calls, ignoring of text messages and so on and so forth for this 2 week period. Please be assured that this implies to chats on messenger and emails too.

Furthermore, any reference to the situation of STPM and the act of studying shall be an indication of insanity and will earn you, my beloved people, a trip to the gutters. The process of gutting, henceforth, shall be supervised by me. Any forms of appeal shall not be entertained except for the kindness of my heart, a gift in a form of a book and dinner at Tony Roma's.
Let us start this holiday with a joyous note from me, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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Nah! Enough of that crap. Man, it wasn't even easy to figure something out like that. Nevertheless, if you didn't catch my bunch of garble at the top..

DO NOT MESS UP MY HOLIDAYS WITH QUESTIONS ABOUT MY STUDIES OR STPM!

If that is still no clear..

SHUT UP IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT STPM OR STUDIES TO ME!

If that ain't clear..

TAKE A HIKE! PLAY IN TRAFFIC! GO FLY KITES IN A THUNDERSTORM!

Phew! All in a day's work. So much planned for this holidays. YAY!! *squeals* Except for that one day of extra class on Friday.. hrmph. Blah. I'll survive.. hey hey!

Mae's coming back in a few more hours and we're going clothes hunting. Huhu.. but of course, Isaac has piano class. Meh.

Pasar malam last night was interesting. I was just browsing through purses [as my current purse makes my cards go flying across the floor] while Ica was looking at small bags to put her phone into with Anila giving her a hand. I saw these bargain of purses for RM15 and was just browsing while the shop keeper was trying to make me buy at least ONE of it when WHAM!! the shop keeper.. no, she didn't hit me. Well, the shop keeper passed me this wrapped up purse in paper. Seeing the limited choice I had on display, I thought, Why not? It's just one more. It won't kill me.

Boy, oh boy, was I surprised to find such a gem!! If I didn't take the purse from her.. I'd never know such beauty. Damn. Ok. Dramatizing too much already. Yucks.

It is the same type as Jill's but I got it for a discount of RM2 because it had this dent on the outside which is permanent and it was the last one! So, I grabbed it before I started having doubts. WOOOOOT!

It was weird hanging out with Anila because she's shorter than Ica. I don't see that many people shorter than Ica. It's funny how many of my friends that I hang out with are shorter than me. Is there something wrong with me..? Do I subconsciously pick out friends who have this physical description?

Blah. Tomorrow is a shopping trip down to Midvalley! But it's not as if I'm that crazy over shopping. *rolls eyes* Not much of shopping actually. Ma going for her hair appointment and Ica finding for some clothing items. Damn! I gotta drag Isaac along because Mae isn't joining us. *EXPLETIVES*

Ha ha. My day's getting better. Ah, it's time to fetch that small brat already from school. Tweedle dum tweedle dee. *hums*

DJ 1: You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.
DJ 2: I have an ugly joke. You're so ugly, when you got into an accident on the highway, nobody stopped and stare.
As heard on fly.fm's pagi show.

*Please note that they were not meaning to offend or discriminate anyone. They were discussing about the context of ugly physically, emotionally, personality-wise and psychologically. Don't kill me please..

Conformist.

I feel guilty. I'm not sure if I should but I do! Just because I decided to switch my blog host site from friendster to blogspot. I should get over this. my poor baby.. almost 6 years with me.. *sobs* I WILL!!

Mid year examinations are almost complete. 2 more papers and I will be done! YES!!! *screams..*

School holidays are coming up and I can't help but think about 2010. So much has happened since coming back from Chambersburg in 2008. I miss those chocolate covered pretzels for one. I will NEVER EVER ask mum to send it to me so that I have an excuse to get back to Pennsylvania as soon as possible. speaking of lame. I can't believe I miss those little brats too! Tyler included. *smirks*

I can't update much. I had so much to post about lately but thanks to the exam papers, the only thing I can spew out here is formulaes and unwanted facts on business! Bugger..

Azril sent me a musician profile on Facebook and I say she's got talent. Jennifer J Chung is not my new-found idol but nevertheless, she's an artist one should keep a lookout for. Big in YouTube if you must know..

I've also decided to join the wagon of people posting up "Do you know me?" quizzes. Prompted by a mamak outing, I decided, what the heck, it wouldn't kill to make one up. That was until I actually sat in front of the computer and thought what the heck do I ask? Sure there were suggestions but you don't actually tell your friends about what you would do if it was your last day on earth, what you would do if you win the lottery [which in my case will NEVER happen because I find randomly choosing numbers a loss of good $5-$10 which could serve me better!] and you DEFINITELY do not discuss with friends about your perfect vacation with a total sex god [if you're lucky, what with the prayers of all mothers in the world for their child]. Hint much? Who wants to know your sordid details??!!

Mamak outings are very healthy outlets [in my opinion] for venting and most of all *drum rolls* B-I-T-C-H-I-N-G!! The an'nehs in the shop have learn marvelously well to avoid our table whenever they see these few faces - Saral, Azril, Sue, Danielle and Mae. I'm somewhere in that list too.

We have more important issues to talk about such as... er.. Well, important issues such as the likes of you shouldn't think about.

It was a good weekend for birthday babies Mae and Val! Mae had 2 cakes [schwein!] and Val had sexy outfits! Jill and I got up to no good again as usual and Mae got this big, fat ass bag. Speaking of this woman, we've been planning her future in the past few weeks and all I have to say is, JILL HENG, YOU BETTER WAIT 5 YEARS OR ELSE I AIN'T GONNA BE THE GODMA OF YOUR BABIES!!! Such a money oriented week. Man..

Talking about a good $5-$10, I'm dying to try out that new cat eye mascara from Maybelline! It's a pity only Arabian ladies have such gorgeous eyes. Look at my plain, brown, unattractive set.. Ok. My mother taught me to be grateful of what I have. *breathes deeply* Including this lump of jiggly stuff that is my body. Whatever man, I'm down with my size. If you can't handle curves, get an ironing board.

This Saturday calls for a shopping excursion! Come the first week of the school holidays it's let-my-hair-down crazy ass partying! Then, after the second week, it's back to back breaking studies. Well, I did sign up for form 6 so I'll deal with it.

Schedule on Wednesday,
7am - 2pm = School + last exam paper [WOOOT!!]
2.30pm - 8pm = SLEEP!
9pm = Work on shopping list.
10pm = Bug the shit out of Mae.

I have to decide whether to skip Thursday or not. Hmm.. Decisions, decisions. I'll go with the flow. Then it's time to get more moolah from daddy dearest. *bats eyelashes* Pretty please, can I get a credit card? I even said please! But if 2010 works out the way I plan, I'll pass on the credit card. I'll find myself a darling. But of course, I have to find Mae a darling too. Where do I start?

Oh, the book beckons. Breakfast before class tomorrow! More next time.

Doctor: So what's wrong?
Isaac: I've got fever and cough. I don't feel good.
Doctor: *Writes down something*
Isaac: I think my balls shrink already.

Doctor: So I'll give you and injection ok? It'll work much faster.
Isaac: *panics* How big is the needle??
He thought it was going into his mentioned before anatomy.